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mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

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#queue

tridentfreak:

brb kicking HYDRA’s ass, then showing Cap what a selfie is

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#queue
Parent: Want to come with me?
Me: Only because I look good today and not enough people have seen me
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#me all of yesterday

(Source: mymadnesswon)

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#shameless #gallavich

clintbarttons:

dothraki-shieldmaiden:

Ok but I’ve always wondered in the solo movies of the Avengers, what the hell everyone else is doing in the meantime

Like during Iron Man 3 are Clint, Bruce, Natasha and Steve just like eating popcorn? Thor 2 they’re just, naaaaaah, looks like Big Guy’s got it? 

Tony’s watching this shit go down with SHIELD and he’s just 

"hey pepper, look fast, STEVE’S ON TV!"

  (via damianwhines)

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vikingsrph:

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP

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ffinicks: whatissweeter:

I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.

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cosettebennetlove:

"Your eyes look like coming home…"

(Source: snowwhties)

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okaysizedbangtheory:

i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’

(Source: stevesfriend)

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gingerchic333:

shercockandmycrotch:

kobayashicircle:

frogworkmajyyks:

pro = good

con = bad

prostitution

constitution

wake up america

If “pro” is the opposite of “con”, what’s the opposite of “progress”?

congress

*slow clapping it out*

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subhumann:

I don’t understand why men are so grossed out by periods? Like you literally eject unborn babies and want us to swallow it…???
I don’t understand

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