oh my god guys there’s someone downstairs and my mom’s asleep and i can’t remember if i locked the front door??
screw it okay i’ve got my phone and my pepper spray im going down there
UPDATE: I MAY HAVE JUST PEPPER SPRAYED SANTA
i’m just now recalling that my grandfather is famous for having shot the Easter Bunny i think this may be a family business
Meanwhile on a parallel universe
I laughed way too hard at this
i’m not 1701% certain, but it COULD even
be the same pair
#what if these girls are a couple #and Jim totally learned that the first week of classes when he hit on one and the other threatened to deck him in the face #and jim laughed and introduced himself properly #but he got to know them throughout the years in starfleet and they catch up every now and then #and he cheered for them when they totally got put on the same ship #and every times he passes them (bc they are ALWAYS together it seems) it’s always ‘hey ladies’ #a running inside joke of theirs (via)
Man, this and the theory that something embarrassing happened to Kirk and that’s why Chapel stays away, fandom is taking this character back.
How did the Hobbit continually lose in costume design and visual effects
They literally transformed 13 actors into dwarves with full beards and super complex outfits and just this year alone literally animated a giant fucking dragon as well as a massive cavernous kingdom and made that shit look real I don’t understand this
the academy board is filled with smug elitists
could do with a few smaug elitists
Russian designer Ulyana Sergeenko’s Debut collection Fall/Winter 2011/12.
so when my mom was younger she was a u2 fangirl and she got tickets to their concert and rang in sick to work so she could go but when she went to work the next day her boss handed her the newspaper and the front page was a picture of her on top on some guys shoulders in the crowd at the concert
Best tweets of the night
"blush" is just blood and rush together
an erection is when blood rushes to the penis
so basically penises blush